In The Beginning

In the beginning, there was nothing. And out of the nothing, Tim said, "This instant coffee sucks." And thus it came to be that on the first day, Tim made the coffee. And he tasted the coffee, and it was good.

On the second day, Tim was enjoying his coffee with a stale danish, and he saw that the danish could be improved. He set forth to improve the danish, and made it round, and tried adding sprinkles, and different fillings. He saw that the danish was now a donut, and it, too, was good.

Tim looked upon his new creations, and saw that there was potential here. And thus, on the third day, He opened Tim Hortons. And as the light passed over the land, Tim looked, and this was most excellent!

This ended the third day, and on the fourth day, when Tim Hortons had been closed overnight, Tim realized that he must continue to improve things. Thus, on the fourth day, Tim insisted His donuts and coffee be available 24 hours per day, and so it came to pass that the first 24 hour Tim Hortons was made.

Tim observed his work, and it was good. But it could be better. And so He, in his infinite wisdom, created the sour cream glazed and Boston Cream donuts, and they, too, were good. The people came in droves to taste His varieties, and thus the TimBits were also born.