Welcome!

Blessed are those who have found the true way:Tim Hortons! Be seated, grab yourself a cup of the holy water (coffee), and perhaps some manna (donuts), and enjoy!

Monday, September 10, 2007

To Each Their Own

For every man, woman and child (especially the children!) there seems to be a favourite donut. And each donut is created equally in the eyes of Tim (only 70 cents each!) although size and amount of Boston Cream may vary, and some of the sprinkle donuts have more sprinkles. (This does exclude the fancies somewhat, but one expects to pay more for that kind of thing.)

Unlike other beliefs, where one may not partake of dairy and meat at the same time, or Friday has to be a fish day, and no, you can't have bacon with that, the happy Hortonist has a plethora of manna to choose from, and can enjoy different varieties even on the same day.

Of course, for special occasions, some forms of manna are more appropriate than others. For instance, in celebrating a lover's birthday, a red sprinkle donut or a happy-face cupcake is most appropriate. On the night when the Christians and pagans are running around in drag and other costumes, a cherry- or strawberry-filled donut may be just right for that "bleeding" effect. And, naturally, a Boston Cream is just right for any occasion.

And a snack pack of TimBits is also quite good for any group get-together.

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